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Astronaut Jokes

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Cosmos and Astronauts
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What is it called when …

An astronaut doesn't get a pay raise?
Astro-naught

Astronauts compete" for a spot on a space mission?
Astro-fought

A couple seek a sperm donor who is an astronaut?
Astro-sought

An experienced astronaut mentors a younger one?
Astro-taught

An astronaut found water on Mars and caught a fish.
Astro-caught.

An astronaut forgots to go to the toilet before the launch?
Astro-ought.

Spaceman Background
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Questions

Why can't astronauts trust the law of gravity?

Because it always lets you down. 


What does TANG (as in the drink) stand for?

Tastes awful no good.


How many astronauts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him. 


What do you call a robot in space?
A Robonaut.

What do you call space fleas?
Lunar-tics.

What do you call an space insect?
Astro-gnat.

 

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How do spacemen pass the time on long trips?

Answer 1:  They play astronauts and crosses! (naughts and crosses is a British game) and Moon-opoly.

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