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This beast is best felt. Shake, rattle, and roll. We are thrown left and right against our straps in spasmodic little jerks. It is steering like crazy, like a nervous lady driving a wide car down a narrow alley, and I just hope it knows where it's going, because for the first ten seconds we are perilously close to that umbilical tower.
~ Michael Collins

Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.

~ William Burroughs, Author


Space Collection 4

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Space Flight
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Vintage Spaceship
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What do you call people who can afford to be space tourists?
See below.
Masters of the Universe 1
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