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Black Hole Humor

1984 magazine cover
I'm interested in how the expression 'black hole' is used.

How to Find a Black Hole

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A black hole has no hair.
~ John Wheeler


Einstein was wrong when he said, 'God does not play dice'. Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that he sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can't be seen.

~ Stephen Hawking

Bumper Stickers:  A Black Hole is a tunnel at the end of light and Interstellar matter is a gas.


There is a space a small black hole

Through which, say astronomers,

The whole damm thing, the universe,

Must one day fall. That will be all.

~ Howard Nemerov, Cosmic Comics, 1975

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Steve exploring a black hole
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Our Three Cats Sharing a Window

I fear the third cat will get sucked into the black hole.
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The Black Hole - 1979 movie 

During a deep space research mission, a black hole is found with a missing space ship nearby.  This defies their understanding of the massive gravitational pull of black holes.
Black Hole Dollar
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